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It's been since we last heard Paul & Lori on the radio.

An email note from Paul Robins
(December 21, 2007)

I'm sorry this isn't a more personal note! But I wanted everybody who took the time to write to know how much I appreciate the kindness I've been shown today and all through my years at Y92. There has been a very flattering flood of e-mail that started pouring in before the show even started this morning. I emptied the "sent" box and the "deleted" box and the thing still ran out of room to hold ‘em all.

Some e-mails have made me laugh, some have leaned a little more toward grief stricken. Many were from long-time friends whose names I recognize right away, and a wonderful number came from people who had never called in or e-mailed, but have been there listening all along.

Whichever group you're in, thank you so much. I have a long history of being a "glass half full" kind of guy, and I've been quite successful today at focusing on all the reasons I have to celebrate. To have had a job that has been so incredibly fun for twenty years, to cover the mortgage and pay for braces while sitting in a comfy studio and talking with my friends-- there's just no room for complaining.

I had a very rare opportunity at the end of today's show. Most people in my career field never have a chance to say "Thank you and good-bye." In this industry I'm afraid folks generally just disappear without warning or explanation. It was very cool of the boss to let me have a few moments, and if you didn't get a chance to hear it, you can click on our Morning Show Homepage and give it a listen (Note: link removed, the page is no longer available; the "new Y92" pages are there now)

I bet I pop up somewhere sooner or later. To be honest, I'll be disappointed if a job turns up too soon-- I have twenty years worth of sleep to catch up on! I'm taking off the day after Christmas to chase my wife around Australia and might just take my time coming home. Have a splendid Christmas and New Year. I will always be thankful for my years at Y92 and the extraordinary people who listened along the way.

Paul


The "Paul and Lori Show" Fake Web Sites

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Life Size Chocolate Santa
Life Size Chocolate Santa
 
Life Size Chocolate Santa

106
Rate: lifesizesanta
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 3 votes.

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After Christmas Sale
After Christmas Sale
 
After Christmas Sale

93
Rate: afterchristmas
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 3 votes.

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Canine Cosmetics
Canine Cosmetics
 
Canine Cosmetics

83
Rate: canine
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 3 votes.

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Paranoid Dating
Paranoid Dating
 
Paranoid Dating

94
Rate: Paranoid
3 stars
Avg. rating: 3 from 2 votes.

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Shoplifters! On the W-B!
Shoplifters! On the W-B!
 
Shoplifters! On the W-B!

88
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3.5 stars
Avg. rating: 3.5 from 2 votes.

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2008 Plymouth Horizon
2008 Plymouth Horizon
 
2008 Plymouth Horizon

85
Rate: horizon
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 4 votes.

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Foxy Loxy Disco Dancing
Foxy Loxy Disco Dancing
 
Foxy Loxy Disco Dancing

103
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4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 1 votes.

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Martin Luther at Wittenberg
Martin Luther at Wittenberg
 
Martin Luther at Wittenberg

83
Rate: martin
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 3 votes.

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Lightening Casino
Lightening Casino
 
Lightening Casino

91
Rate: casino
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 2 votes.

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Probilex - for ... you know ...
Probilex - for ... you know ...
 
Probilex - for ... you know ...

117
Rate: youknow
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 1 votes.

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Bates, Freeman & Miller
Bates, Freeman & Miller
 
Bates, Freeman & Miller

110
Rate: lawyersue
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 4 votes.

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His and Her Shoppe
His and Her Shoppe
 
His and Her Shoppe

118
Rate: hisandher
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 2 votes.

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Luther Baxter Life Insurance
Luther Baxter Life Insurance
 
Luther Baxter Life Insurance

121
Rate: lutherbaxter
5 stars
Avg. rating: 5 from 4 votes.

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A House Divided
A House Divided
 
A House Divided

15
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4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 2 votes.

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Auto-Gym
Auto-Gym
 
Auto Gym

144
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3 stars
Avg. rating: 3 from 1 votes.

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Mike's Tube Top Shop
Mike's Tube Top Shop
 
Mike's Tube Top Shop

123
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4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 1 votes.

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Veggie Heaven
Veggie Heaven
 
Veggie Heaven

105
Rate: veggie
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 1 votes.

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Build-A-Brew Coffee Bar
Build-A-Brew Coffee Bar
 
Build-A-Brew Coffee Bar

123
Rate: coffeebar
3.5 stars
Avg. rating: 3.5 from 3 votes.

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Solar Home Appliances
Solar Home Appliances
 
Solar Home Appliances

131
Rate: solar
3 stars
Avg. rating: 3 from 3 votes.

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Drive-In Dentist
Drive-In Dentist
 
Drive-In Dentist

142
Rate: dentist
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 5 votes.

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Jazz Oil Change
Jazz Oil Change
 
Jazz Oil Change

107
Rate: jazzandlube
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 2 votes.

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Reality Talent
Reality Talent
 
Reality Talent

110
Rate: reality
3.5 stars
Avg. rating: 3.5 from 4 votes.

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BalanceBuddy.com
BalanceBuddy.com
 
BalanceBuddy.com

165
Rate: balancebuddy
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 3 votes.

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Over The Top Hairspray
Over The Top Hairspray
 
Over The Top Hairspray

133
Rate: overthetop
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 5 votes.

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Galileo 7 Tattoos
Galileo 7 Tattoos
 
Galileo 7 Tattoos

152
Rate: spacetats
3.5 stars
Avg. rating: 3.5 from 5 votes.

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Mosquito Patch
Mosquito Patch
 
Mosquito Patch

151
Rate: scratch
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 4 votes.

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Got the Blues?
Got the Blues?
 
Got the Blues?

138
Rate: blues
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 3 votes.

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Cow-Now Burgers
Cow-Now Burgers
 
Cow-Now

150
Rate: cownow
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 6 votes.

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Chuck & Keith
Chuck & Keith
 
Chuck & Keith

137
Rate: Chuck & Keith
3 stars
Avg. rating: 3 from 5 votes.

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Gypsy Car Wash
Gypsy Car Wash
 
Gypsy Car Wash

141
Rate: Gypsy Car Wash
3.5 stars
Avg. rating: 3.5 from 4 votes.

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Shock-O-2000
teddybeer
 
Shock-O-2000

167
Rate: Shock-O-2000
3.5 stars
Avg. rating: 3.5 from 6 votes.

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Teddy Beer
teddybeer
 
Teddy Beer

167
Rate: Teddy Bear
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 5 votes.

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BC Bonez
BC Bonez
 
BC Bonez

194
Rate: BC Bonez
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 9 votes.

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 Bonus Page! 
Pioneer Radio
Pioneer Radio
 
Pioneer Radio

184
Rate: Pioneer Radio
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 2 votes.

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Wheel Caddy
Wheel Caddy
 
Wheel Caddy

171
Rate: wheelcaddy
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 5 votes.

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Maternity Man
Maternity Man
 
Maternity Man

191
Rate: maternityman
3 stars
Avg. rating: 3 from 9 votes.

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Guzzler Motors
Guzzler Motors
 
Guzzler Motors

697
Rate: gasguzzler
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 7 votes.

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Crunchy Jello Pudding
Cruncy Pudding
 
Crunchy Jello Pudding

186
Rate: pudding
3 stars
Avg. rating: 3 from 7 votes.

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Keep Your Pets Safe
Keep Your Pets Safe
 
Keep Your Pets Safe

197
Rate: bongosafe
3.5 stars
Avg. rating: 3.5 from 7 votes.

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Patriotic Furniture Outlet
Patriotic Furniture Outlet
 
Patriotic Furniture Outlet

210
Rate: furniture
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 7 votes.

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 Bonus Page! 
Is Paul Hotter Than Ace?
Is Paul Hotter Than Ace?
 
Is Paul Hotter Than Ace?

198
Rate: whoishot
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 4 votes.

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Scrapbook Ecstacy
Scrapbook Ecstacy
 
Scrapbook Ecstacy

201
Rate: scrapbook
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 7 votes.

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Groom's Expo 2007
Groom's Expo 2007
 
Groom's Expo 2007

180
Rate: groom
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 7 votes.

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Accounting Are Fun!
Accounting Are Fun!
 
Smith, Smith & Smith Accounting

216
Rate: Accounting
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 7 votes.

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Move to Nevada
Move to Nevada
 
Move to Nevada

239
Rate: Move to Nevada
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 8 votes.

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Lay-Z-Girl Recliners
Lay-Z-Girl Recliners
 
Lay-Z-Girl Recliners

209
Rate: Lay-Z-Girl Recliners
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 4 votes.

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Muk-luks Blubber Palace
Muk-luks Blubber Palace
 
The Finest Whale Blubber

245
Rate: Muk-Luks
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 7 votes.

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Pay Your Bills!
Pay Your Bills!
 
Problems with debt collectors?

370
Rate: Pay Your Bills
3.5 stars
Avg. rating: 3.5 from 11 votes.

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Free House!
Free House!
 
Buy two houses, get one free!

295
Rate: Free House
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 7 votes.

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Bonus Web Site!
Doggie Toot Pants
Doggie Toot Pants
 
For those embarrassing moments

209
Rate: Doggie Toot Pants
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 9 votes.

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Typewriter Repair
Typewriter Repair
 

in 5 easy lessons


197
Rate: Typewriter Repair
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 14 votes.

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Learn a Language
Learn a Language
 

in 5 easy lessons


229
Rate: Learn a Language
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 11 votes.

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Beef for Breakfast
Beef for Breakfast
 

New Meaties Cereal


313
Rate: Beef for Breakfast
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 13 votes.

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Manelli Muffler
Manelli Muffler
 

Manelli Muffler


260
Rate: Manelli Muffler
3.5 stars
Avg. rating: 3.5 from 13 votes.

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American Funeral Home Gift Card
American Funeral Home Gift Card
 

American Funeral Home Gift Card


215
Rate: Gift Card
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 22 votes.

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Houze of Hip Hop Fashionz
Houze of Hip Hop Fashionz
 

Houze of Hip Hop Fashionz


282
Rate: HipHopStore
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 12 votes.

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Paul's Kidney Stone
Paul's Kidney Stone
 

Paul's Kidney Stone


564
Rate: Kidney Auction
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 12 votes.

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Drink Number Beer
Drink Number Beer
 

Fake commercial for week of 11/13/06


312
Rate: Beer Lock
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 11 votes.

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Fake "Mister T Fan Club" Letter
Mister T Fan Letter
 

The Fake Mister T Fan Club Letter


192
Rate: Mister T
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 5 votes.

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Just Vote
Just Vote
 

Fake commercial for week of 10/30/06


303
Rate: Just Vote
3.5 stars
Avg. rating: 3.5 from 10 votes.

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Sedation Salon
Sedation Salon
 

Fake commercial for week of 10/23/06


344
Rate: Sedation Salon
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 12 votes.

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Vote for Me!
Vote for Me!
 

Fake commercial for week of 10/16/06


284
Rate: Vote for Me!
3.5 stars
Avg. rating: 3.5 from 8 votes.

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Armegeddon Insurance
Armegeddon Insurance
 

Fake commercial for week of 10/9/06


350
Rate: Armegeddon Insurance?
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 17 votes.

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Gallagher's Gifts
Gallagher's Gifts
 

Are you ready for Christmas? See how many shopping days are left.

Fake commercial for week of 10/2/06


281
Rate: Gallaghers Gifts?
3.5 stars
Avg. rating: 3.5 from 14 votes.

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Is SAM a Word?
Is SAM a Word?
 

Listen to the controversy and check out the answer here!

356
Rate: Is SAM a Word?
3.5 stars
Avg. rating: 3.5 from 12 votes.

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WaterWorld Sale
WaterWorld Sale
 

Fake Commercial for week of 9/25/06

391
Rate: WaterWorld Sale
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 17 votes.

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Draw Like This
Draw Like This
 

An extra treat just for Lori Sacco!
(she's the famous artist!)


311
Rate: Draw Like This
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 11 votes.

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Saggy Pants Outlet
Saggy Pants Outlet
 

Fake Commercial for week of 9/18/06

376
Rate: Baggy Pants Outlet
4.5 stars
Avg. rating: 4.5 from 29 votes.

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Political Indoctrination Syndrome
Political Indoctrination Syndrome
 

Fake Commercial for week of 9/11/06

269
Rate: Political Indoctrination Syndrome
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 25 votes.

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Army Man Store
Army Man Store
 

Fake Commercial for week of 9/3/06

293
Rate: Army Man Store
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 17 votes.

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Personal Introductions
Personal Introductions
 
Fake Commercial for week of 8/28/06

275
Rate: Personal Introductions
3 stars
Avg. rating: 3 from 11 votes.

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Paul's Feet
Paul's Feet


364
Rate: Pauls Feet
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 11 votes.

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Bongo Chew Toys
Bongo's Chew Toys

670  
Rate: Bongos Chew Toys
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 8 votes.

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Love Boat Parties
Love Boat Parties
Our First Fake Commercial Web Site!

434  
Rate: Love Boart Party
3.5 stars
Avg. rating: 3.5 from 5 votes.

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Become a Matador
Become a Matador!

359  
Rate: Be a Matador
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 6 votes.

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Bongo's Ears
Bongo's Ears
 

302
Rate: Bongos Ears
4 stars
Avg. rating: 4 from 9 votes.

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Kelly's Gator Dip
Kelly's Gator Dips
 

274
Rate: Kellys Gator Dip
3.5 stars
Avg. rating: 3.5 from 10 votes.

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